Things 380 Handyman can do for you.
Text if you can 940.222.7114
Make list of your problems do not rely on your brain to remember
Text First, if I’m on a job I will not answer and I do not check Voice messages sorry.
House general list needs
- Smoke alarms battery replace or replace out of date fire alarms
- Touch up paint Inside and outside
- Fill, Texture and repaint walls that have cracked or pealed
- Replace out of date or fix towel holders Hang paintings and / mirrors
- Caulk around the tub, toilet, sinks and showers.
- Repaint crown molding (Always a nice touch)
- More Shelves in garage, closets, For – photos, trophies, knick knacks, spices or food
- Replacing trim chewed up by dog or cat scratches. Sometimes does not need to be replaced
- Drapes to keep light in or out so Zombies will not know your home
- TV mounting (On wall or ceiling) Mount above bed so you do not need to prop yourself up
- Catio or Cat indoor playground. (Google it)Convert Carpet over to wood covering. Stop replacing carpet
- Clean outside house. Will Spray dogs if you want
- Paint or stain
- Change locks
- Doors sticking
- Will not close
- Replacing doors
- Fix when someone decides foot goes into the door very nicely or door and door frame is kicked in.
Windows – Want new windows
- Have windows want to have them installed.
- I can make screens. I don’t advertise that. Evidently, I have worked for you before or you would not have this paper. So feel lucky and buy a lotto ticket.
- Have tin foil put on them lolol Wait maybe cardboard. Link Frosted flake boxes. That is extra but you will have lots of Frosted flakes
- Most of the time it is just small leaks from roof or A/C leaks that are minor. What ever you have call me or text
- It is coming back now and it is pretty cool (m I’m hoping shag carpet and green and pink toilets)
- Need it removed?
- Need it installed?
- Pick it out online and then tell me
Walls and Ceiling
- Fix holes from doorknobs going through walls, kids or you stepping through ceiling or if you are practicing Karate and mistake wall for Ninja Sneaking up on you. Or Ninja turtle
- Fix cracks and texture from home expanding and contacting with weather or moving from settling
- Wallpaper removal and new wallpaper hung
- Repaint room
- Replace ceiling fans, blinds or light fixtures, disco balls Free
- Update toilets (Get rid of 5 gallon flush toilets)
- Replace insides of toilets so they do not run or stick
- Remove and Re-caulk around sink, shower, toilet, bathtub
- Replace or fix towel racks and tp holders
- Wall paper (like little ducks or Star Wars)
Garage and Laundry room
- Add Shelves
- Hanging shelves
- If in your Garage, I make a 2 foot wide shelf that if you want to keep stuff or have a lot of boxes it is what you need. I have made a lot of them. Can make them as long as you want or as short. You can get 2 to 3 on a 8 foot wall.
- Shelves for Kitchen, Spice racks, utensil holders Shelves for putting all kinds of junk on
- Is my home Zombie proof? I should have it checked by 380 Handyman
- I think I have rotting wood on corners around my home? Just fix it, tell me when done!
- Repair fences and make gates that work. Clean and stain or paint. I don’t build fences. But you have a problem put it on your list.
- If you do have some odd job that is not in the norm tell me I will help you.
Spouse making fun of (extra charge)
- Did your spouse do something they should have not done to the house I will team up with you to make fun of them
- Includes staring at them Shaking Head, Saying O My And statement. We will have to coordinate best time
Services not rendered. I have been asked for really
- Baby sitting
- Fixing food truck
- Mowing yards and trimming bushes
- Hauling bags around the house so you don’t have to. Millennials
- Not work for college students. Problem is that that schedule time I say ok show up at time they are sleeping, or not home and they think it is no big deal my life revolves around them. I’m tired of it
- slum lords
- Last but not least, people from other planets. Just funny. I would go
- Help with your rocket car or ship
- Driving a car next to you running and yelling you’re doing a great job. If you ever see me running you should start, something is wrong like King Kong is coming down the street
- Helping people throw things away. Believe it or not I really do this for people. Throw everything away but this paper